Meh...

I'm not a great philosopher or poet. I'm a husband and a father. I also have an odd sense of humor. I will post here anything I find funny, interesting, puzzling, and just plain weird. I will also post things about myself and my recreational activities.
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iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

(via sheena-honey-june)

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tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

grrrlfever:

motivation behind misogyny:

  • men maintaining power over women

results of misogyny:

  • rape, abuse, murder, lower pay, less opportunities, general discrimination and loss of power, restrictive gender roles, and much, much more.

motivation behind misandry:

  • men as a group sure do a lot of bad things as a result of their gendered power and male privilege, im not sure that i trust them or even like them.

results of misandry:

  • hurt feelings

(via whambamkittysam)

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

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momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

(via slenclerman)

myriac:

rodney matthews   heavy metal hero, 1985

(via realashleyskyy)

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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FUKCKK

(via fantasticallybrilliant)

wilwheaton:

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padakitty:

ahatfullofskys:

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Finally .. after more than an year of postponing and procrastinating I did it in two days :D It’s not even remotely perfect but meh, I love it.

(via invisobitch)

nudityandnerdery:

African or European?

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