Meh...

I'm not a great philosopher or poet. I'm a husband and a father. I also have an odd sense of humor. I will post here anything I find funny, interesting, puzzling, and just plain weird. I will also post things about myself and my recreational activities.
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therhumboogie:

By Aki Inomata, quite literally taking the hermit crabs ability for carrying their home on their back, the Japanese artist crafts architecturally inspired shells from plastic for the crabs, with miniature cities on them. I think another fantastic aspect is the transparency, how you can see the anatomy of the crab even when they withdraw is just fascinating.

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dragon-at-the-edge-of-the-map:

bookfessions:

Credit: girlionceknew

So painfully true… 
Actually, it’s why I have trouble really enjoying certain “funny” movies/TV shows, because the way in which the characters are seen humiliating themselves is too vicariously painful for me.

dragon-at-the-edge-of-the-map:

bookfessions:

Credit: girlionceknew

So painfully true… 

Actually, it’s why I have trouble really enjoying certain “funny” movies/TV shows, because the way in which the characters are seen humiliating themselves is too vicariously painful for me.

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floozys:

hellfyreak:

floozys:

"girls aren’t allowed to participate in no shave november!1!!! it’s gross!!!!"

i’ve been participating in no shave november, december, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september and october and if you have a problem you can lick my fucking panda legs

No thanks, I’ll just go find one of the girls that actually enjoy taking care of themselves.

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yeah i’m fucking sure girls are lining down the block to get a piece of you

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nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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No one’s that stupid.
Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via loupsenior)

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slowking:

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chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

omfg did you want carl sagan to float the fuck around in space or what

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junior-jewels:

i dont think they thought this through

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doctorwho:

We’ve reuploaded today’s Doctor Who “50 Years” Tribute trailer to Tumblr in case you’re unable to watch it on YouTube.

toonskribblez:

eridick-amporna:

IS THAT A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL

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adamusprime:

idea: really spicy chicken sandwich called a phoenix burger

I’d buy that

humor-fever:

this post is just too awesome you just have to reblog this

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elievers:

psicologicamenteblog:

Source: What are anxiety disorders?

My mother has diagnosed my father with “extreme paranoia” and has warned me that I might be following in his footsteps. She knows that I have sometimes crippling waves of anxiety and that I’ve seen a therapist, and she wants me to work on getting rid of it before it gets worse.

Oooof. Makes that episode I had last night seem that much worse… 

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historical-nonfiction:

Where science greats worked: the laboratories of Edison (top) and Tesla (bottom)